someone please do an astrology reading based off the people in this performance i need to know who i am
aries: dark green shirt taurus: purple shirt gemini: red shirt cancer: dark man leo: the screaming part virgo: pink shirt libra: yellow shirt scorpio: light blue shirt sagittaurius: light green shirt capricorn: dark blue shirt aquarius: pink shirt pisces: orange shirt
one time my mum was on a really bad date so she texted me telling me to come up with an excuse to get her home so i called and said i had stomach pains and she came home but her date insisted on coming with her, turns out my acting was so good that he took us straight to hospital but im glad he did because it turns out i had overdosed on pomegranates and the acid was damaging my stomach